Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Mission Statement


As a company our goal is to provide a simple, easy to use moisturizer with out all the froofroo-ness of other lotions. You're a guy, so why would you want to smell like a teenage girl? You don't. You're a dude; why would you want hands that feel like you let your wife chain you inside an exfoliating mud bath for a week? You wouldn't. You're a man, and we understand that just because you don't want dry, cracked skin doesn't mean you want to look or smell like you've spent your entire life picking hillside daisies. Man Lotion provides your skin with the hydration it needs, with out the greasiness it doesn't. The best part? It doesn't smell like something your wife picked up at the local Perfumes-R-Us! Its light scent won't make you feel like you're about to be stripped of your man-card, and it will keep your hands in tip-top shape for all those manly things you do.

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